The Deep End @ Beachland Ballroom 7/14/17

Nick Lotz
Untz untz untz ...strobe lights and glow sticks and pacifiers and candy bracelets and copious amounts of pills ...what’s not to love about raver culture?

Maybe you’ve gone to one before. Maybe you haven’t. Maybe you love electronica. Maybe you hate it and just want to get the fuck out of the house and do something different for once in your pathetic life.

Regardless, if you’re free on Friday, July 14th, there’s really no better place to find yourself than at, ‘THE DEEP END’ (presented by Cumulus Entertainment). The headliner Autoerotique is a Toronto based DJ duo that according to is:
“...not unexpected to hear them transform from techno to, say, Norwegian black metal on the same record – thus, earning them the lazily au courant nick name ‘Autobots’”
Although we’ll go ahead and for convenience sake just say that they’re an electro house group (and they kick ass). The other headliner(s), Kalya Scintilla & Eve Olution, are from Australia and according to
‘...sets (sic.) the stage for an intentional future ancient ritual with mythic expression to create a kinesthetic tapestry to scintillate your being awake.’
Wait, what?
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Anyways, ancient elder god summoning summoning cultist rituals aside, The Deep End is going to be a fucking kick ass good time to be certain. There are an abundance of other DJs on the list for the night (like so many that I can’t go into detail on each one). Regardless of your plans on July 14th, 2017, cancel them. Do whatever it takes. Kill your boss if you have to, because this is sure to be fun. Buy your tickets and find event info here.