Tony Parete

Hometown: Cleveland

Farthest place from Ohio I've ever been? Kuwait, then Dutch Harbor, Alaska.

Favorite band, years ago: The Doors.

Favorite Record Store: Next question.

Picnic or Bowling Alley? Neither.

Favorite Adult Beverage? I quit drinking.

Favorite un-Adult Beverage? Water. The body is 98% water.

Any enemies? How much space have you got? Let's see...the IRS, all politicians, all lawyers, most salesmen, nearly every cop & state trooper...

One weakness you have: Jennifer Aniston

An Anecdote about you in 50 words or less: WHERE'S MY GODDAMN OSCAR FOR BEST SCREENPLAY?